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oh i slay myself

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tuesday 10th: working late - SLEEPING IN
friday 13th: placebo concert
monday 16th-thursday 19th: in england hanging out with torrential_pain ♥
friday 20th: day off


i'm surprisingly excited about the prospect of studying. i better get in.
i have a tiny crush on a girl at work. it doesn't matter that she has a boyfriend and is probably straight, it's pretty wonderful to have a crush again.
next year my best friend irl and i will celebrate 5 years of friendship.
next year i'm gonna be a bridesmaid.
i'm 20.
i have money.

life is pretty good.

♥

1. What’s your name?
2. How old are you?
3. Where are you from? Are you living there now?
4. Is it cold where you are?
5. What’s the time?
6. What are you wearing?
7. What was the last thing you listened to?
8. What was the last thing you ate?
9. What was the last thing you watched on TV?
10. What’s your favourite TV show? Why?
11. Quick! Find a book or something with text on it! Flick to a random page and read from it.
12. What was the last movie you saw?
13. Do you think you have an accent? Talk about it.

lol my day started out awfully. i overslept and made it to work in the nick of time. i had a scheduled study counselling meeting at 10 am so i had to leave work at 9:20. i take care of baking every morning and this time my co-worker wanted me to clean the bread boxes properly while the bread was in the oven, but i didn't manage to clean them all before the bread was ready so i had to really stress myself. the last batch of bread i had to decorate, and when i was finished clenaing the bread boxes i accidentally tipped over the bucket of water i'd used to clean with. so. water all over the floor. it's past nine and i'm stressed as hell. i mop up as much of the water i can then i decorate in the speed of lightning.
ALSO WHILE I WAS MOPPING UP THE WATER MY ANNOYING CO-WORKER WHO HAS BEEN ON SICK LEAVE FOR ALMOST 2 WEEKS AND CAME BACK TODAY KEPT PILING MORE STUFF FOR ME TO DO UGGHHHHHHHHH. BITCH IM BUSY! she handed me some stuff that people had left by the checkout and asked me to go back with them. i was like 'uhm no i can't, i don't have time' and she's like 'welllll put them back on your way back to the stock room'. fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
anyway, when i'm done it's like 9:30 and i change in a hurry, and basically run out to catch the tube.

i got in time to the meeting though. but lol while waiting some dude sat down on a couch the opposite of me and started asking me all these questions. he was like 30. he asked me stuff like 'where do you live' 'how old are you' 'do you work' etc etc and then he asks if i have a boyfriend.
me: no
him: why?
i didn't feel like telling some random stranger i don't even like dudes so i just shrugged.
him: you haven't found a good one?
me: heh, i guess.
him: do you wanna go out with me? we can go to dinner some day.
at this point i'm like fffffffffffffff and ignoring him, but he keeps pestering me, trying to ask me out and i kinda wished i'd told him i'm gay, lmao. then the woman who i'm supposed to talk to shows up and i don't think i've ever been so grateful to see another human being. godddd.

oh and twice in 3 days ive had people ask me if i'm swedish and getting surprised when i told them that yes, yes i am. and yes, yes, my parents are too! rofl. i know i don't look ~~typically~~ swedish but srsly, why is it so surprising?!

the meeting went well :B i've applied for two courses that'll start next year, in january. if i get in i'll study swedish twice a week and social studies twice a week; mon-thur about 2 hrs a day for 5 months. if i manage to find an extra/part-time job that'd be swell too! since i obvs can't continue working full time if i'm gonna study.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU VROCK BULLSHIT FESTIVAL

i didnt get up extra early and sit through 3 hours of shit bands and annoying interviews just to find out you weren't even gonna broadcast GazettE, you cheap motherfuckers. i really hate psc. >:(

i work in retail. i spend a good portion of my day laughing politely at old people's bad jokes so i'm pretty good at it. i'd do the same if my boss cracked a bad corny joke.
if it's a friend it depends on what kind of joke. if it's corny bad i'll just be like 'dude that's bad', if it's corny funny i'll laugh.

Islam is different from Christianity on many important points, for example the distinction between spiritual and wordly power and the view of use of violence. Islam doesn't have an eqvalient to the New Testament and no humanistic message of love. These differences has cause Islam and the muslim world to actively reject the enlightment about humanism.

20 years ago I think most Swedes would have a very hard time imagining that Islam would become Sweden's next to biggest religion, that Swedish artists who criticise or make fun of Islam would live under constant death threats, that around 10 muslim terror-organisations would become established in Sweden, that leading muslim representatives would bring out demands for sharia-laws in Sweden, that Swedish county council's would use tax-payer's money to cut the off the foreskin off of perfectly healthy baby boys, that Sweden would have most rapes in Europe and that muslim men would be overly respresented amongst the rapists [....] blah blah more bullshit that is not true.
Firstly, I don't know how big Islam is in Sweden, but considering how few people here actually follow any religion/believe in God, calling it almost the biggest religion here is not saying much sry2say.
10 muslim terrorist organisations in Sweden? LMFAO. ARE YOU SERIOUS. There's 9 million people in this tiny country. One terrorist organistation existing here would be a stretch.
Yeah, one leading muslim represantive did go out and say he wanted Sharia-laws in Sweden, but he later retracted those statements so your point is invalid, Jimmie.
Circumcision is still so fucking uncommon here that it's hardly a problem.
LOL LAST TIME I CHECKED MOST RAPISTS HERE WERE GOOD 'OL WHITE SWEDISH GUYS. TRY AGAIN. Also, we have the most rapes in Europe?! LMFAO. Yes we do unfortunately have a lot of sex crimes, but most in Europe?! DUDE, SMALL COUNTRY - HUUUUGE CONTINENT.

As a Sweden Democrat I see this as our biggest foreign threat since World War II and I promise to do everything in my power to change the trend when we go to election next year.

- Some quotes from the Sweden Democrat's partyleader Jimmie Åkesson's debate-article from today's paper - translated by yours truly. (http://www.aftonbladet.se/debatt/debattamnen/politik/article5978707.ab - in Swedish)

Yes, this party has a change of getting into our government next year. FFFFFFFFFFF.

They also want to ban gay marriage, want to restrict abortion rights, etc. They're more conservative than our Christian party. :/

Yep, my first post in like a month is about Swedish politics that no one but me gives a shit about. Yay!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY gunplaytonight YOU EPIC FAGGOT. :] I wish I could come party with you, but OH WELL. I guess I'll send you a very belated birthday-card as soon as I am not completely broke! |B ILU BB. JESUS WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG NOW. MORE THAN TWO YEARS!!!

konsui (19:15:50): YOUR MSN IS RIDDLED WITH THE CROTCH VIRUSES LIKE A CHINESE CRACK WHORE IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER

[01] Pick 10 of your favourite movies.
[02] Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
[03] Post them here for everyone to guess.
[04] Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
[05] No Googling/using IMDb search functions!

I picked 20 movies instead cause I'm just that bored. :B

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Guess away ;D

Go through your friends list and list 15 friends.
* Do not list any repeats.
* Then, answer the 41 questions below, pertaining to the 15 people.
* When you finish, tag all 15 people in the list, so the cycle can continue.

1. gazette
2. gunplaytonight
3. miyawaki
4. torrential_pain
5. supermargarita
6. hiroaki
7. karyu
8. teru
9. immunity
10. hotarubi
11. gunbats
12. yomi
13. evespikey
14. evilgeniuskoji
15. rhythmslip

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thanks citywar for defriending everyone once you realised no one really likes you besides that fat bitch eru and some korea-fapping muns. saved me the hassle of cutting you myself ;)

i just hope that museanon fucking DIES soon so we can bury that bitch forever and perhaps start working on a muse world that's not run over by self-important, drama-addicted attention whores.

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on another note, i'd love to see more participants in this ;D